Carpet Show: Day 4

Carpet’s just not doing it for me at this point in my life. I’m starting to mull over some new business ideas. Thinking there could be something to this MJ/Hanes apparel connection. We could make some waves. I can just feel it.

They have weird animals in Australia.

How did they get here? Some of ’em are like mutants.

Carpet Show: Day 3

Snooze.

Carpet Show: Day 2

My bond with Michael Jordan made me forget why I was in Sydney so I missed Day 1. Heard the keynote was lame, anyway. Ready to dive into some carpetstorming sessions. Let’s do this.

Think of your best day. Mine is WAY BETTER.

I didn’t see it comin’… but it came. I sat next to a great man on my flight today. The one and only Michael Jeffrey Jordan. Just relaxing, conversing like kings. Making a connection. He’s a First Class dude and so am I. I’m still on a high. But I’m over the initial excitement because when it comes down to it… he’s just a man, ya know? As am I. Me and His Airness just happened to be cut from the same cloth. Literally. We were both sportin’ our Lay Flat Collar undershirts. (Snapped some pics on the cell. It’d be a shame not to share ‘em.)

Countdown to Sydney Carpet Show

Tomorrow’s the day. Flyin’ out for the “land down unda” for the world’s biggest international carpet show. Only the top seller gets to go to Oz. (Tidbit: Oz is what Europeans call Australia.) No rookies allowed on this trip. Let’s do this. Let’s carpet the globe!



I love Sydney and Sydney loves me.