Friday, April 30, 2010

I’m Boycotting Sushi

Five reasons:

1.) There’s just no reason for it to even exist.
2.) It doesn’t keep.
3.) Sodium
4.) Chopsticks. (Why??)
5.) Found out I’m allergic.


Saturday, April 10, 2010

“Carpet Man” by Rick Bulifant

So I got a little song I’m working on…
(I’m thinking prog rock or alt country genre)
Melody’s not worked out yet,
but the lyrics are solid gold.
Goes a little something like this:


Well I’m a carpet man
Lay down my life for you
Yeah I’m a carpet man, baby
Lay my life right down for you

I’m the padding when you fall
I got your back from wall to wall.

Well I’m a carpet man
Lay down my life for you
Yeah I’m a carpet man, baby
Lay my life right down for you

Make your life so soft and sweet
Put your toes all over me


Well I’m a carpet man
Lay down my life for you
Yeah I’m a carpet man, baby
Lay my life right down for you

I’m your plush soft touch’n daddy
Why you walk all over me…

(Repeat chorus)





Self Portrait - Workin on a sweet solo that goes after the second chorus